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SCS Greatest Hits
By: Tazz Berkshireson XXVII
The SCS Greatest Hits album is the culmination of a lifetime of musical perfection. Composer Tazz Berkshireson XXVIII's latest and greatest achievement, the album was released on June 4th, 2017, and features less than ten hours and more than 30 measures of masterful work, redefining the very core of what it means to 'music.'
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1 Pr0l0gUe 1:41:24
2 Intro 0:43
3 call SHARON hes... DEAMD 1:00:22
4 NOW THERES BEEEEEF ON your Khakisss,,,\\ 1:25
5 interlude 1 (the dead are louder than ever {party mix}) 0:29
6 spoon in the MICROWAVE BACKGROUND 1:07
7 SIGNAL INTERFERENCE (maintenance is underway) 1:02
8 TIN FO|IL sunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnrooooooooooooooofffffffff 2:17
9 tOUGh SSC interr0gati0n 1 0:13
10 SCS marchig ANthme 3:08
11 interlude 2 (musical pleasure breaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak) 0:06
12 encouraging come on 0:00
13 Adspot 1 2:17
14 hymn slasssh too many treees..,/ must deforestate 2:03
15 ((in our world we would hunt babies for sport (directors cut) (special commentary)) 1:46
16 tOUGh SSC interr0gati0n 5 0:10
17 infer(no) ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? 2:02:13
18 miSTEAKS wer made (MEDIUM RARE) 6:10
19 Adspot 2 1:55
20 ENDORSEment by a star 1:15
21 interlude 8 (filming a yogurt commercial while water boarding kids) 0:20
22 NOT SO silEnt\\\film ???????????? 2:20
23 interlude 3 (mentally disturbed man talks about his balls) 1:29
24 MARINE LIbRaRian stEAls an SolO ?????????? 0:48
25 interlude 4 (wowoowowowowowowowow_) 0:20
26 none of USSS aRE bad ({[salads]}) 0:43
27 Masterpiece Theater PRESMENT$ 0:44
28 interlude 5 (desparate man) 0:32
29 seducing suicidal siamese twins 2:28
30 tOUGh SSC interr0gati0n 2 0:06
31 THAST AWAKRASD MOMENTE WHEN YOUR AM COMMUNIST 1:20
32 spOON still int he MICROWAVE BACKGROUND 0:57
33 SuDdEn DOOG bite praying im not a werewolf 1:54
34 Adspot 3 1:45
35 tOUGh SSC interr0gati0n 3 0:06
36 interlude 7 (couragous SCS scholar deals with moronic student) 1:30
37 C O U R T C O N F E S S I O N S 30:12
38 Masterpiece Theate {off script] (what have Yeuow DonE( 0:24
39 yoooooooooooooooooooooooo 0:41
40 SIGNAL INTERFERENCE (SSC officers deployed) 1:11
41 you aitn gettin off this rolercoastr till you marry me 2:31
42 tOUGh SSC interr0gati0n 4 0:09
43 WATCHH yoUR SOcks Giruolllll 1:08
44 Outro 0:20
45 ALBUM REVIEW ??"// (omg SToP iM blUshINg!!!@) 1:07
Avante Garde Musical Rhythms and Melodies
By: Tazz Berkshireson XXVII
In a desperate scramble to remain relevant in the ever-evolving, cutthroat, capricious electronic music scene, Tazz Berkshireson XXVIII is proud to present the Secret Cloud Society’s latest and greatest take on the genre: a reimagining of not only an art form, but of art itself. Each song in this album was digitally generated by scanning a priceless work of art from one of the world’s least secure museums. The process was slow, delicate, and altered each piece beyond recognition and repair. By reinterpreting musical genius as traditional art, and reinterpolating traditional paintings and sculptures as trash, Tazz has succeeded where literally every other artist in history has failed: being great.
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1 InTro 0:58
2 miGhTy lyion $Top$ barKinG/ba$eline 2:44
3 $C$ $olve$ raCi$Cm 2:03
4 $looo0ooovv 1:49
5 ChInA/Taba$Co $auCe 1:21
6 ??? ?? ???? ??? ??? ????? ????? 0:34
7 biG plan$ for a biG boy/$eCreT meeeTinG/<ape TriCK$/German death ra<e 3:18
8 vvelCome T0 KnoT moTh ThiCC 0ne 1:00
9 The monKey li<er ThaT vvill f33d ALL/baby GenoCide 2:16
10 f33ble vv0man/ein$Tein/ride The vva 1:49
11 Jiiimy i lo<e y0uuu,, MAMA/$Tole mah hearT 2:46
12 Fionas ballad No. 500 30:19
13 $Tar<inG $iCK pupps 1:00
14 KillinG AnTh3m p@rt 3hree (The Plot{ThiCCen$}) 2:51
15 The vvonder$ of exeCuTion hahahahhahaa 0:32
16 $Cream$ from h3LL 1:32
17 delavvare/$pider/new jer$ey/mini C00per 4:07
18 Goa$t/Confu$ion/ffriend$hip preClude$ The 3Clip$e of judGemenT 2:48
19 OuTro 0:54
Now That's A SCS Christmas
By: Tazz Berkshireson XXVII
Nothing is stolen; everything is original.
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1 intro 0:43
2 All Iwant for christmas is yoy 3:01
3 HERE WE COME ACOARLOUNG/killing anthem part 4 1:22
4 intrerlude 1:55
5 IS CHRITMAS TIME 1:41
6 OUTRO 1:09