Tazz was born on Cloud Street, Bloomington, IL after the Ppresident's Super Cool (something with an sSummertime? Suicide? Streetracing?) motorcade hit a trash can shaped likeas a child and promptly exploded. When the Secret Crash Search Team looked through the wreckage they found a child that sort of looked like a trash can that had beenwas hit by five SUVs back to back on the ground and decided to keep him. The date was November 19th, 1867. Nobody could have know how much this find would change their lives.
During a walk through the exotic forests of Illinois, Tazz and a fellow associate decided to look at up for the first time together. This moment is known as The Great Angling of the Holy Heads. After these moments the Secret Cloud Society was formed. As the head of the Secret Security Council, Tazz monitors every person that is considered a threat tohe the well being of clouds, the SCS, and the SCS’s interests. The punishments administered by the SSC range from a slap on the big toe to death. Some high status people that Tazz Berkshireson has called to be taken out are Amelia Earhart- crimes against clouds, Abraham Lincoln- cool hat, and Paul Walker- too fast, too furious and attempting to join the Shadow Group.